Yeah… watching TV and scrolling through social media lately has genuinely been giving me a headache.
Every single day I open my phone and it’s just another episode of “How Much More Embarrassing Can the Philippine Government Get?” and somehow they ALWAYS find a way to top the previous season finale 😭
Like bro… the inefficiency is actually insane.
There’s drama everywhere. Every department got beef. Every politician acting like they in a reality TV show instead of running a country.
And the thing that pushed me over the edge recently?
** the bald man **
Apparently this dude went completely AWOL for like FIVE TO SIX MONTHS…
…and was STILL GETTING PAID.
EXCUSE ME???
Brother, I wake up, drag myself to work, try not to lose my sanity commuting, survive meetings that could’ve been emails…
…and THIS MAN unlocked the secret technique of getting paid while disappearing off the face of the earth like he got snapped by Thanos 😭
How is that even real?
Imagine telling your boss: “Yeah my bad gang, I vanished for half a year.”
And then you STILL got money hitting your bank account like nothing happened 💀
That’s the type of thing that makes normal people mad because it’s not just unfair — it’s disrespectful.
You got people working overtime, barely surviving inflation, showing up every single day trying to make ends meet…
Meanwhile this dude basically rage quit existence and still got rewarded for it.
And the craziest part? Everybody online was saying the exact same thing.
Every comment section was just people collectively losing their minds asking: “WHERE IS THIS MAN???”
Fast forward to now…
HE FINALLY RETURNS.
Not to work. Not to explain himself. Not to apologize.
Nah.
And it somehow got EVEN MORE ridiculous when this man finally showed up at the senate office 😭
Because instead of walking in quietly, explaining himself, and acting like a normal functioning adult…
this dude came in already making drama.
Bro was ranting, throwing energy around, acting irritated that people were questioning him like HE wasn’t the one who disappeared for half a year 💀
And then — because apparently the universe itself wanted to contribute to the comedy — this man TRIPS ON THE STAIRS 😭
BRO I SWEAR I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING A SATIRE SKIT.
This man magically respawned because there was an important vote happening 😭
AND WHAT DOES HE SHOW UP FOR?
To help oust the leader of the group…
WITH SOME OTHER DUDE WHO USED TO BE HIS ALLY.
BRO THIS ISN’T EVEN POLITICS ANYMORE. THIS IS WWE WITH BARONGS 💀
** WWE SmackDown: Action Star vs. Actual Senator **
And then there’s THIS dude 😭
An actual action star somehow wins a senate seat — which already sounds like the setup to a comedy movie — and then gets into a heated argument with a real senator during a session.
And when somebody raises their voice at him?
BRO COMPLETELY GOES NUCLEAR 💀
Like my brother in Christ… this is not an action scene anymore.
You are literally a senator now 😭
You hold power. You got responsibilities. People voted for you to act like an adult in government proceedings — not crash out the second tension enters the room.
And the thing that annoys me the most is how this dude LOVE talking about how “soft” younger generations are. This is the SAME DUDE who months ago was calling teenagers “snowflakes” compared to his generation.
BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 😭
Your generation could:
- buy houses
- start families early
- survive on a single income
- actually afford basic living
Meanwhile people today are fighting for their lives trying to afford rent, groceries, transportation, and one decent meal that doesn’t cost half their salary 💀
That superiority complex gets so annoying because half these politicians act like they built modern society with their bare hands…
** The Gunshots **
And the craziest part of all this???
There were shoot around inside the senate grounds. Not basketball. Not drills. Not some movie rehearsal. An Actual gunfire.
BRO WHAT 😭
How does a place literally meant for running a country turn into something that sounds like a crime scene mid-season finale?
I don’t even know what’s real anymore because the explanations sound like they were written at 3AM on zero sleep 💀
Also the majority bloc starts live streaming like it’s some Twitch IRL event. 😭
Either way, one thing is actually not funny at all:
If there were really gunshots inside a place where laws are made, decisions are passed, and the future of the country is shaped… that’s not entertainment anymore.
That’s straight-up alarming.
** Moral of the Story? **
I’m actually fed up at this situation right now and I’m losing hope at this shit. I’m starting to think about the horrible things I did on my past life that man above make me a Filipino.